The Cleveland Press is the male version of a Brazilian wax; except instead of waxing the hair, it's just straightened.
I was getting ready for a circle jerk with the boys, and buddy told me he'd spread my cheeks if I wanted. I went for a Cleveland Press to clean it up a bit, it was full of willknots.
by iPeeLoudInBushes February 9, 2024
Get the Cleveland Press mug.Verby Erby: To press THE PICKLE........... PRESS THAT SHIT......................................
let's put the pickle in context.
let's put the pickle in context.
Gizmocat: MEOW
Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!
Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass
PICKLE PRESS:
to press THE PICKLE against the glass
Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!
Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass
PICKLE PRESS:
to press THE PICKLE against the glass
by milkthatwilklittleleeeeooooo.L February 21, 2024
Get the Pickle Press mug.PICKLE PRESS. PRESS. THAT. SHIT. AHHHHHHRGHRHGRHRHHHHH. So what is a pickle press you may ask?
Pickle press: the act of cooling the warm moist pickle on the nice and cool window. OR. the act of trying to get the pickle stuck IN WINTER TIME BECAUSE YOU ARE A MANIAC. anyway. Remember gizmoa lovely innocent cat. never. EVER. EVER PICKLE PRESS IN THE WINTER. Gizmo: *meow*. don't worry the cat will be JUST FINE. anyway. let's put the pickle press into a greater context of deeper understanding while we transcend into the wilker milker galaxy AND FIND THE ULTIMATE GIZMO PICKLE.
Pickle press: the act of cooling the warm moist pickle on the nice and cool window. OR. the act of trying to get the pickle stuck IN WINTER TIME BECAUSE YOU ARE A MANIAC. anyway. Remember gizmoa lovely innocent cat. never. EVER. EVER PICKLE PRESS IN THE WINTER. Gizmo: *meow*. don't worry the cat will be JUST FINE. anyway. let's put the pickle press into a greater context of deeper understanding while we transcend into the wilker milker galaxy AND FIND THE ULTIMATE GIZMO PICKLE.
Gizmocat: *meows innocently*
(HELP. HELP ME. HELP HELP)
Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!
Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass.
So now we are here and you have reached the end. Now you have a deeper UNDERSTANIDNG. sorry. Um. deeper understanding. of... THE PICKLE PRESS.
(HELP. HELP ME. HELP HELP)
Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!
Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass.
So now we are here and you have reached the end. Now you have a deeper UNDERSTANIDNG. sorry. Um. deeper understanding. of... THE PICKLE PRESS.
by milkthatwilklittleleeeeooooo.L February 21, 2024
Get the Pickle Press mug.John was struggling to fit all his trash into the can so he made a Brantley County Press ontop to help push things down
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Get the Brantley County Press mug.The bench press is the most alpha exercise to do apart from pull ups, to do bench press lay your ass on a flat bench and grab a barbell and press it up and down this exercise builds your chest shoulders and triceps, some people don’t do this exercise because of left shoulder pain
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Damn, I can’t get ahold of my guy. I had to do a Dr. Pepper French press just to make it to work today.
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