Ground banana

Vertically challenged banana variety that grows close to the ground on vines.

Those are some mighty fi e ground bananas you got there.

by SEFICO April 19, 2021

GROUND CONTROL TRAP

when your DICK gets caught in the UNREAL ENGINE.

Get real JACK as you are not going to conceive of anything imaginable by being inside the GROUND CONTROL TRAP and if you tell me otherwise, you are a MAJOR ASSH0LE I swear for arguing with me regarding your conceptions.

by DISTRAUGHT May 31, 2022

Ground zero

The epicenter of a seismic event.

OR

The 'guy' with ridiculously loud car stero playing extreem bass which can actually be measured as a seismic event.

See

Youtube- Songify this "It was bass"

Is that Ground Zero?

Yeah, shame about that deaf guy.

by Modern Women August 27, 2025

“Serving Ground Beef”

The saying, “Serving Ground Beef” is closely associated to the Sale/and or Distribution of the street drug “Heroin”, either alone or inside a network of other Entrepreneur(s)

“I’m just “serving ground beef” later b, pull up”

by 518Blackout July 23, 2024

Fat Ground Squirrel

Fat Ground Squirrels are groundhogs that at first glance someone belives to be a squirrel.

Person 1: "That's one fat squirrel."
Person 2: "That's a groundhog."
Person 1: "That makes it a Fat Ground Squirrel"

by xMANder69 May 23, 2022

e-Grounded

When your parents restrict you from any electronic usage for bad grades, behavior, trolling, or just plain spending too much time on electronics.

Parents: "Son, you received an F on your report card. You are officially e-Grounded."

Son: "OMGWTFBBQ!?!?!"

by wetbitchtits December 1, 2010

ground-bait

When an individual (quite often a man's significant other) asks for something, but when ridiculed about the preposterous nature of the request, they begin to claim they were joking about it. Whereas if you had said you were willing to fulfil the request, they would have happily one through with it.

"Jamie can I have that £3000 ring from that jewellery shop?"
"Sophie are you out of your mind? No I can't afford it!"
"I was only joking!"
"No you were ground-baiting."

by UrbanVocabLad May 4, 2016