scrunchy mama

A mother that uses both silky and crunchy methods of raising a child.

See Silky mama and Crunchy mama.

She uses cloth diapers and vaccinates on schedule so she is a scrunchy mama.

by MysPris November 12, 2013

kodak mama

Baby's mamas who shows up out of the blue only when it's a photo opportunity to make themselves look good on facebook or temporary family out of town visiting.

Damn that chick does nothing for them kids! Yeah but she a kodak mama she be on facebook like I am number one mama of the world.

by alchemist911 March 31, 2015

Mama Mark

A middle aged man who happens to look like Matt Groening. He's often found subbing for teachers and hanging out with the love of his life: Papa Watson.

I have Mama Mark as a sub today.

by shaggy_is_thicc October 24, 2018

trash mama

Trass mama: Hot mama's who don't give a fuck

Trash mama is a Hot mama who don't give a f***

by UKLOVE July 24, 2017

mamas magnet

A "mamas magnet", describes someone who constantly feels the need to be around their mothers to an unnatural extent. In the same way a magnets would attract to an object.

Omg, Jake is such a mamas magnet. He even followed his mom to the bathroom.

by Gisanchez July 29, 2017

sammy mama

A person who thinks they're the best and keeps annoying others by saying they're awesome and singing shitty logan paul and jake paul music so they're just really stupid and annoying.

Dude, the new kid is such a Sammy mama. Why did he even come to this school?

Yo, couldn't get any work done cause of that annoying Sammy mama!

by Theweirdrussiansinger May 24, 2018

oofie mama

A thot

Jon: Wow.... my ex is a giant oofie mama!
Wayne: Yep, you got that right

by SamuriSoupCat November 22, 2019