A married woman, 30 and up, who neglects her children and dedicates her life to finding the latest and greatest pictures of her fave QB, Ben Roetlisberger. She spends her days and evening attached to her mouse surfing the web for these pictures and posting in the forum on Ben's official site. Her husband and children are all disgusted with her and believe that she needs professional help. Unfortunately, the wanna be MILF is caught up in her fantasy world and truely believes that Ben will be hers someday so their efforts prove fruitless. The wanna MILF continues to post "Ben is HOT" threads and talk about his pickle 24/7.
The wanna be MILF is jealous because Ben has a new girlfriend.
The wanna be MILF insisted she looked like Jessica Alba when in fact, she looked more like Theodore from the chipmunks.
The wanna be MILF insisted she looked like Jessica Alba when in fact, she looked more like Theodore from the chipmunks.
by Steel Insane May 8, 2007
Get the Wanna Be MILFmug. When your car is parked in the Tim Horton's parking lot and a milf walks by and rubs her purse on the car.
by Johnny Freestuff June 9, 2010
Get the Milf-Baggingmug. by alexacclaimed November 16, 2009
Get the Milf Mondaymug. A term used to describe a girl that you would fuck madly without hesitation no matter the consequences.
by Da flying MILF Monster! April 18, 2011
Get the MILF monstermug. The experience on Facebook when you send a private Facebook gift to someone and you find out that all your friends see it in your Facebook status.
I was Milf Boobed! I sent a joke gift on Facebook of image of a lady with big boobs and the title was Milf Boobs and I didn't realize that everyone in my friend list would see it.
by pboob March 19, 2009
Get the Milf Boobedmug. A married woman, 30 and up, who neglects her children and dedicates her life to finding the latest and greatest pictures of her fave QB, Ben Roetlisberger. She spends her days and evening attached to her mouse surfing the web for these pictures and posting in the forum on Ben's official site. Her husband and children are all disgusted with her and believe that she needs professional help. Unfortunately, the wanna be MILF is caught up in her fantasy world and truely believes that Ben will be hers someday so their efforts prove fruitless. The wanna MILF continues to post "Ben is HOT" threads and talk about his pickle 24/7.
The wanna be MILF is jealous because Ben has a new girlfriend.
The wanna be MILF insisted she looked like Jessica Alba when in fact, she looked more like Theodore from the chipmunks.
The wanna be MILF insisted she looked like Jessica Alba when in fact, she looked more like Theodore from the chipmunks.
by Don't wanna be a wanna be MILF when I grow up December 15, 2008
Get the Wanna Be MILFmug. by the real mclovin69 May 9, 2009
Get the Mega milfmug.