lady logging

The art of placing a turd on a woman's breast during a sexually charged situation

My wife just discovered lady logging. I've never known a smelly situation to feel so right.

by Karsi007 November 26, 2016

sprog log

When someone consumes copious amounts of seaman via their anus that their next stool is majority seaman.

Mel: I have been taking it up the backdoor so much lately im shitting nothing but sprog logs.

by Adzey_jenno July 2, 2016

A Brown Log

A Big Terd or A Big Piece Of Shit

You ain't nothing but a Brown log Clocking all the time

by Richard Michael Richmond December 24, 2018

Atomic log

Part solid and part diarrhea defecation

After encelada nlght I had to bust an atomic log

by Greennuns69 July 27, 2016

log in to tci

u fucked up

log in to tci so go home

by qazwsxecd November 30, 2020

penis logged

This is a term to be used when someone is un-godly gay! The term refers to someone haveing so much semen in their butt it hardens, sort of like a log in their rectum, not allowing them to poop for several days.

Trevor (aka Cock Masta) you are so gay you are penis logged

by Uranyl October 31, 2004

bust a log

To have a shit

Steve - ''mate i really gotta bust a log''
Paul - ''go ahead boss just dont leave a floater in my toilet ok''

by Reading, Berkshire December 20, 2008