by anonymous December 30, 2020
Get the Zim Joke mug.That was not funny. Not amused. Not a laugh. Not a chuckle. Not a Haha or even a hehe. That was not funny at all. I would be embarrassed if i were you. You need a tutor on comedy and on humor cuz this just aint it. It was terrible. It was horrible. It was NOT funny.
by Kskahsjajakskska May 31, 2021
Get the Ugly joke mug.One who determines whether a other person's joke is a joke depending on how offensive the joke is. This is similar to a Schrodinger’s douchebag—one who determines if the joke they made is a joke or not based on the reaction of other; however, the main difference between Joke Police and Schrodinger’s douchebag stems from who is determining if the joke is a joke and the factors of what makes the joke a joke.
Members of the Joke Police Force tend to forget that no topics are excluded under the definition of satire, thus anything can be made into a joke. Even if nothing is excluded from satire, Joke Police still undergo recusatio satyra.
People within the Joke Police Force tend to make whatever cause the were fighting for by refusing the joke look worse than they really are, thus undermining the effect of any attempt to solve whatever they were fighting for. Sometimes this begs the question: "Why are the joke police targeting jokes rather than the actual issues they're fighting for?" To this day, this question has yet to be answered.
The Joke Police can be easily found on various social medias, notably Twitter and past Tumblr.
Members of the Joke Police Force tend to forget that no topics are excluded under the definition of satire, thus anything can be made into a joke. Even if nothing is excluded from satire, Joke Police still undergo recusatio satyra.
People within the Joke Police Force tend to make whatever cause the were fighting for by refusing the joke look worse than they really are, thus undermining the effect of any attempt to solve whatever they were fighting for. Sometimes this begs the question: "Why are the joke police targeting jokes rather than the actual issues they're fighting for?" To this day, this question has yet to be answered.
The Joke Police can be easily found on various social medias, notably Twitter and past Tumblr.
Person A: "What happens when person walks into a wall?"
Person B: "What?"
A: "Their nose breaks!"
B: *laughs
Person C: "You can't say that! That's offensive to person"
A: "It's a joke."
C: "That's not a joke!"
A: "Ok, Joke Police"
Person B: "What?"
A: "Their nose breaks!"
B: *laughs
Person C: "You can't say that! That's offensive to person"
A: "It's a joke."
C: "That's not a joke!"
A: "Ok, Joke Police"
by YesIAmPissedOff August 10, 2022
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by justsomebody13 April 2, 2008
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by Stupid kid that plays Fortnite June 1, 2018
Get the Your jokes mug.A common response, usually used by women, to when they feel insulted about something that might be pertaining to there weight. Can also be used sarcastically.
Girl: I'm going to jump on that trampoline okay?
Boy: No, my that trampoline is bad, you'd break it.
Girl: Is that a fat joke?
Friend 1: Get out of the way! I can't see the TV!
Friend 2: Is that a fat joke?
Friend 1: Kind of.
(Slap!)
Boy: No, my that trampoline is bad, you'd break it.
Girl: Is that a fat joke?
Friend 1: Get out of the way! I can't see the TV!
Friend 2: Is that a fat joke?
Friend 1: Kind of.
(Slap!)
by jackoverthebox December 24, 2010
Get the Is that a fat joke? mug.The person(s) in a group of friends or co-workers that all too often will end a funny strand of joke so terribly that it will seem intentional. The "killer" should be ridiculed for a large quantity of time after the kill, and to be presented with this definition and a right-handed slap of the face.
Dan "man shes so fat they're gonna have to open both doors to get her in."
Friends "LOL!"
Killer "ya and she prolly has to tighten her belt too! lol!"
EVERYBODY "wow wtf was that...stupid joke killer, go kill yourself"
Friends "LOL!"
Killer "ya and she prolly has to tighten her belt too! lol!"
EVERYBODY "wow wtf was that...stupid joke killer, go kill yourself"
by IceCreamPIMP May 22, 2006
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