Schrödinger's Horny

When someone says something horny and waits until after people give their reactions to decide whether or not they were serious. If people seem uncomfortable or start laughing, they treat it like it was meant to be a joke the entire time.

"Jason asked Jessica to step on him, but laughed like he had made the funniest joke ever when she told him he was disgusting."
"He was totally being Schrödinger's Horny."

by Dyspros December 17, 2021

horny luau

A hawaiian-themed orgy

"John is gonna throw a sick horny luau at his house tonight. Don't forget your lei!"

by Sherwin Shabdaddy April 4, 2013

re-horny

When thinking about a past sexual experience and your pussy gets wet...

While driving, Bridget was thinking about how Matt licked her pussy earlier that day and she got re-horny.

by DrippingWet November 17, 2013

horny paul

a very horny guy by the name of paul, has to be wearing glasses tho or it doesn’t count

fucking hell horny paul is at it again and he’s trying to get in emily thompsons knickers!

by Nonceroony November 14, 2019

horny chicken

when someone is horny and their moans sound like a chicken squaking

or when someone is acting like well "a horny chicken" aka doing something gay or really downright retarded

"You saw what Emin did in class?"
"Yeah dude he kept squaking like a horny chicken".

by carnette September 23, 2023

Horny Water

my cuk juices

i like to drink horny water

by Gay_Priest June 21, 2021

Gay-horny

Arousal for an individual of the same sex.

I am awake, and also gay-horny.

I think I'm going to hang out with Andres and Oscar today. I'm feeling a little gay-horny.

by Asloetxo June 13, 2011