FUCK

When your WIFI stops working

FUCK, the wifi is down

by Clowns... I hate clowns October 2, 2018

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An interaction that includes a warm communication whether physical or verbal that gives pleasure.

We fucked over the phone for hours , finally I had to cum in her ear. She new where I was coming from.

by Munieluv May 29, 2018

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A commonly unknown and forgotten system used to represent how much you care about some one. The system works along with the metric system having: Milifucks, Centifucks, Fucks and Kilofucks. Usually when measuring the amount of fucks that some one gives towards another or something that happened a device called a Fuckometer is used. This will be a way to accurately determine how many fucks where given. Commonly 10-100 fucks are given in a situation, but in hard times and other uncommon events 3 kilofucks can occur. Current world record is held after a man named Elija Volk realized his girlfriend had a dick. 34.47 Kilofucks

Holy shit I just stubbed my toe

Bitch I dont give a goddamn fuck if your damn wife is gay
Fuckometer - 0 Fucks Given

by BoysB4Toys May 29, 2018

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