flop fest

A weak core, abs and stabilizing muscles.

If his core wasn't such a flop fest, he wouldn't have hurt his back when he fell.

by kaplan5 July 29, 2011

Needle fest

A dry wedding hosted by addicts

Hey are you going to that needle fest tomorrow

by Cat cakes April 19, 2024

Maldo-Fest

A house party in Patchogue, NY with adults 25-45 all exclusively employed presently or in the past for commercial gyms. The party is very drug heavy. The host charges you 20 bucks to get in which includes viewing an MMA fight and eating Dominos.

Hey guys, stop looking at the gross sheets. Let’s go to Maldo-Fest!

by Egbert June 19, 2022

Edge Fest

A tri-state wide celebration where many oiled men edge themselves for as long as they can, if they cum early, their manhood is whacked with a shovel

Yo bro how long did you last at edge fest?
only 2 minutes and now i can’t get an erection

by bootiemuncher May 15, 2023

soup fest

A party, event or place where lots of sex or sexual actions happen. Anything from sloppy make outs infront of people to sex in a public washroom go.

Dude, let's go to that dance tonight, it's gonna be a total soup fest.

by Thick b July 8, 2017

Zest fest

me

“I am a zest fest!”

by erikthesoap July 6, 2024

Austrian Oven-Fest

Derogatory term to describe Auschwitz and the Holocaust

my friend angered the jews by denied that the Austrian Oven-Fest happened

by hugedickrandy August 15, 2025