Beer fairies

Some one who leaves a cooler of beer on your front porch.

If you have been visited by the beer fairies you will receive a gift of beer out of the blue.
Before you enjoy this gift you must agree to 2 simple rules.

1, you must stop, relax, take a break and enjoy this gift right away.

2, you must restock the beer fairy cooler and become a beer fairy by delivering it to another deserving friend!
If you are unable to follow these rules do not open the cooler.
Instead call the beer fairy hotline (provided on cooler) and the gift will be picked up and shared with another thirsty soul.

OMG! who left a cooler of beer on our porch? Must have been the Beer fairies! beer fairy

by brown bear45 October 21, 2011

north country fair

The place where she lives.

If you're travelin' to the north country fair, where the wind hits heavy on the borderline. Remember me to the one who lives there, for she once was, a true love of mine.

by Adam Wr December 3, 2007

Fairenn

Someone who is nice kind and has fun! Who can't give two shits about what people say about her.

Who is that wonderful girl?" "Oh thats Fairenn!

by Cupcake9 April 26, 2011

failor

a friend who sleeps with other friends' ex-lovers

Ryan banged my ex-girlfriend. What a failor!

by truth699 February 3, 2010

FAIRIES

why the toaster works

the toaster are pleased, the toast is good

by la scrub August 7, 2003

fair dinkum

Originates from when Captain Cook first landed in Australia. When they used to drink the toast would be "Fair Drinking" and the saying has evolved from there.

"Mick that koala just scratched my nob off"
"Fair Dinkum Shane, you did piss on him"

by Pinkbum May 13, 2004

Fairborn

A town right by Dayton, ohio. Wright Patterson AFB is located outside of town.

Lots of closed shops, broken stuff, and cocaine. "Rippin' up yo liver with the lager that you grippin', son."

Not that bad of a town, really.

"Fairborn? Fuck, I feel sorry for you".

by PaulGeranium October 9, 2008