Samson Dinning

Samson Dinning is a cute little beast of a man who will attempt to kiss, hug or touch you. He can be bi-polar as f*ck sometimes but he’s usually nice. Sometimes he jumps on top of you and grabs you by the collar and assaults you. He’s also a part time drilla who begs for attention and friends.

Samson Dinning jumped on me yesterday, what a drilla.

by Johnathan Binglebone Williams October 3, 2022

Samson Dinning

No mates.

That kid has no mates 💀
Yeah I know! He’s such a Samson Dinning

by Johnathan Binglebone Williams October 3, 2022

Gold digging Venus cock traping hoe

When a females vagina has such ability similar to the venus fly trap. Upon entry The males cock is lured into postion using a range or techniques, usually only one is needed as the man is most likely surprised by the aggressive sexual nature of the trap. Once into her vagina via a fail proof method of using her unique ability to trap the penis using inner reverse mounted tooth she is able to ejaculate the male to force pregnancy therefore trapping him into 18 years of child support payments and ongoing abuse

"Ay man that hoe Ashlee I met, stay away shes a "gold digging Venus cock traping hoe " she got me good now she hitting me up for baby cash, I'm screwed"

by PsychoExgirlfriendptsdsurvivor July 14, 2023

Ultimate Dining Card

The ultimate dining card is a variety of gift cards you can use for specific restaurants like swiss chalet, the burgers preist, east side marios and more

Wanna get an ultimate dining card?
Sure! im planning on getting one

by Urban_Wiki August 2, 2023

Ringa dingen

Midlife Crisis

When you find the bell of Ringa Dingen, In a can of soup. (The Ringa Dingen will choice you, cannot be found on demand)
But, once you accidentally choke on the bell of Ringa dingen, you will know it has chosen you, and that shall be the starting point of Ringa dingen/midlife Crisis

"I have finally been struck by the Ringa dingen man"

"I never chose to have the ringa dingen, it chose me."

by Mal1c3 August 11, 2023

clam diggin'

female version of t-baggin'

Stacey went clam diggin' all over Carl's face.

by tatertwat August 15, 2023

Dray Dinking

It is the dyslexic outcome of someone that has started drinking at the begining of the day.

They have been dray dinking too long!

by 716 Jeep Girl December 2, 2023