A person that you have no romantic or sexual feelings for that constantly hits up your phone or social media. They are extremely annoying and are only after you sexually.
"This guy just messaged me 5 times in a row, he is such a pube cricket, I wish he would leave me alone."
by epictrollin May 16, 2019
A phrase used by old white ladies who live in Texas in place of "holy shit"
Used when in a state of shock
Part of the Big 5; Goodness Gracious, What in the World, My Goodness, Oh My Word
Used when in a state of shock
Part of the Big 5; Goodness Gracious, What in the World, My Goodness, Oh My Word
by Dr.Othlmun April 01, 2022
by jiminybingbong June 09, 2024
When a guy plucks his pubes and sticks them onto his feces then proceeds to insert that hairy log into his significant other's vag causing her to be tickled and rub her legs together like a cricket
by Johnny Applehands October 29, 2019
by Niggadog is a gay rabbit June 19, 2022
Also known as A city slicker or a person who makes you think they know what being country's like or to work on vehicles but to scared to get there hands or boots dirty.
by Notaglittlercricket April 02, 2020
Often know as a city slicker or a glitter chigger but for both sexes
Or a guy that say he knows what hes doing with cars, trucks, or hunting but really dont like to get his hands dirty or his boots.... just a glitter cricket....
Or a guy that say he knows what hes doing with cars, trucks, or hunting but really dont like to get his hands dirty or his boots.... just a glitter cricket....
by Notaglittlercricket April 02, 2020