Poop Chip

A poop chip is when you have bascially shitted on yourself and you let it sit in your underwear for a long periodically time . Then you let it crust over and when its done crusting over you peel it off and it looks like a poop chip or aka a pringle.

You want a poop chip

What the hell is a poop chip

by Na'Khiya October 8, 2018

blue chip

A standout basketball prodigy recruit

Shaq was a blue chip in his days at LSU.

by kurupt2164 June 27, 2008

chipped up

Being completely drunk 24/7, reaching the point where you get so drunk that you cannot walk, talk, or find the right hole...
the state of being so drunk that you cannot feel you body

a person who does this often is considered a chipper

"Hey there, where did you get that car, and why are you in the hospital"
"i don't know, i got so chipped up last night that i couldn't even find the right hole"

by 2Slick2willy8 February 12, 2008

bag of chips

adj.
describes someone who be lookin crusty or just bad

Gino, you lookin like a bag of chips.

by brignig March 9, 2018

clipa chip

When performing anal sex, the woman tskes a shit, the man then grabs the shit and stuffs it into the woman's vagina

"That bitch has got enough nerve to take a shit while we were having sex so i clipa chipped her"

by persian kit kat May 12, 2010

Man-chip

A coin like currency used by men to buy freedom from their significant other. 3 are issued upon marriage and once presented to the wife from "the man" all arguments cease immedietly and the man auto-wins his case.

Man: Honey, Gene and Randy want to go hunting this weekend.
Wife: I don't think so, we have a baby shower to........
(Man slams man-chip on table)
Man: I'm going hunting!

by Spm16 April 28, 2011

5G Chipped

Humorous way of sayying "vaccinated". Originated from the conspiracy theory that the vaccine is used to track people with 5G microchips.

"Yo paul i got 5g chipped"
"good for you man, now you don't have to wear a mask everytime you go outside"

by CharonFiveEightOne July 9, 2021