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Cold Cereal

Uninteresting and prolonged jizz, cum, ejaculate, sperm or semen when the man ejaculates after a long time of no sexual activity that does not involve friction on the male genitals thus, causing no heat. Therefore the ejaculate is cold and clumpy.

Originated from Yelawolf's new song "Good Girl" (ft. Poo Bear) on his new album "Radioactive":

"But you don't wanna see me go/Even though I'm only giving you dick and cold cereal/So you must have a thang for Lucky Charms/All the bad girl in you just fell in my lucky arms"
Bro #1: Bro, last night I gave her a bowl of 'cold cereal' because all we did was oral sex and ended it with a long make out session.

Bro #2: Sucks for her (no pun intended)
by YelaDog November 24, 2011
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Cereena

A kind girl with a big heart,she loves animals and HATES scary movies.She always puts her friends and family before anything she doesn’t let anyone mess with her.
Oh look there’s Cereena
by Rain Pours May 28, 2018
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Gurl 1: Oh em gee did ou see CEREN
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Gurl 1: Oh okay
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Cereal Sawdust

The sawdust-like material accumulating at the bottom of the cereal bag. It is often poured on top of the last bowl of cereal, by accident, as you always forget it is going to be there. Cereal sawdust is not pleasant.
I woke up this morning and poured some cereal. Not much left in the box, just a few flakes and then a ton of cereal sawdust. I was pissed.
by quignugget July 6, 2010
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cereal

Weed. Derived from the phrase 'having a bowl.' When referring to regs, it is usually called bargain brand cereal.
Janelle likes to wake and bake, so she is going to have a bowl of cereal in the morning and then have breakfast.
by jellytime September 26, 2010
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Cereal

Cereal is not soup!
Yes it is.
by Soupgal69 August 2, 2017
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