big booty barbie

a bad bitch who loves pink and has a big (maybe plastic) ass

yoo look at that girl with a big ass wearing pink!
she is a big booty barbie.

by ianarlnstfu10 December 8, 2023

Dirt Barbie

A complementary term for a femme who plays outside and recreates (hike, bike, climb, backpack, whitewater raft, kayak, etc.) while not minding being messy, stanky, and crunchy. Overall, buck the system. These are hard femmes/fems who know that being natural is sexy and “Barbie-fied” photoshopped images of a false male fantasy female are not. They wear sick outfits while sending lines and cracking ciders. They don’t mind climbing chalk on their clothing, but they do mind ugly outdoor fashion.

Athena lives in a van, takes baths in a river, hikes with their dog, and guides whitewater all while going real hard femme - their a wicked rad Dirt Barbie!

by Boogie Bus July 13, 2022

Headless Barbie

Skinny necked child’s doll who has lost her head (and part of her sole) up her captors backdoor.

Headless Barbie has her revenge as Kev sits down gingerly. Barbies ponytail is caught on Buzz Lightyears foot preventing a smooth extraction.

A medical spokesman said ‘we’re baffled by the number of items in the patients orifice & urged him to move to softer items if he is unable to stop stuffing things in his anus’

by TWSS TWHS February 15, 2023

Statesville Barbie

An adorable lil redhead 👩 🦰 that lives in Statesville NC

Hey sweet little redhead. Where are you from? I Am from Statesville ,well then you will be henceforth be called Statesville Barbie. /bow

by Donvito2112 March 5, 2024

Barbie steakhouse

When you get so high you try to hotbox your little sisters dollhouse

Friend 1: Dude, why are you grounded?

Friend 2: My mom caught me trying to Barbie Steakhouse!

by RichRidgesTV August 7, 2021

Bondo Barbie

A highly modified suburban housewife. She’s in her mid to upper forties and usually drives a Ranger Rover or G-Wagon. She has two blonde daughters and a floppy-haired privileged lacrosse playing son that may or may not have a substance abuse problem. Her husband has a girlfriend and drives a four-door Jeep.

While Bondo Barbie is skiing the Alps, there’s no way to tell if her face of frozen from cold or too much botox.

by Eddamommy October 19, 2019

Hoe the barbie

Hoe the Barbie is a whos life was dedicated to being a stripper and a hoe in general, used to comment on someone who acts like one.

Karly: Oh my god! Sadie you’re literally Hoe The Barbie!

Sadie: I know right girlie?! It’s such a good job!

by Spyr0lander January 8, 2023