Anchor

Laila and clay, because they hold me down better than anyone i’ve met.

Me: I’m chillin w my anchor
Them: but it’s two people?
Me: who asked you anything?

by Kendrick :) December 21, 2025

ball anchor

Placing your balls in the pocket of your gym shorts, in the event that your gym shorts are loose, to keep them upon your waiste.

"These shorts are so big i had to use a ball anchor to them up in gym class."

by rtow December 14, 2007

Muddy Anchor

while engaging in anal sex,the penis is removed and if there is a large quantity of fecal matter around the penis's head. Like an anchor being lifted from a muddy bottom.....

After I pushed hard and deep, I pulled up a muddy anchor.

by ryfidelity January 2, 2011

Wrist Anchor

A timepiece that is usually worn on the wrist, which is getting outdated considering cell phones now display the time, and automatically change during daylight savings time, and upon crossing into a new timezone.

Watch or clock<wrist anchor>

by CaptainRodney March 3, 2011

green-achored

When you move out onto a farm after watching too many episodes of green acres. Especially pathetic when you sell your house as well.

Person A: Guess what I finally did with my life!
Person B: *gasp* You got a job! :D
Person A: Nope! I green-achored!
Person B: *weeps uncontrollably*

by Mr.M$CEO December 28, 2012

Albuquerque Achoo

While getting a blow job (from your lover, of course), as soon as you cum in their mouth, you tickle them hard under the armpits making them sneeze/choke, making them blow the load out of their nose that you just blew in their mouth?

Yo Steve, it's me Larry.

What's up Larry?
Not much. Just thought I'd give you a call to let you know that your mom blew an Albuquerque Achoo all over my coffee table.

by Gorgon August 25, 2013

golden anchor

It's when you fuck her in the ass and then pull out to piss in her face.

Doing her doggie style and then pee on her eye like a golden shower. That is a golden anchor

by Goldenachor November 27, 2013