Mines of moria

When you are whipping your arse and your finger pokes through the toilet paper, "delving deeper than is good"

"Oh man frank, I just went through the mines of moria"

"Really? That happened to me last week."

by Gimley knows June 22, 2016

con mine

it's a con mine

this is such a con mine

by egdog June 14, 2025

seven dwarfs mine train

An Anal Blitzkrieg involving seven midgets and an apple

I took the the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train last night.

by GrumpyDoc69 April 13, 2014

mine craft

a type of ship used in WW2 to either lay or remove sea mines

the mine craft was almost destroyed laying down the mines as it struck one

by Melbourne aviation April 10, 2024

Muff mining

Opposite of a gold digger.

He's muff mining hard bro

by Plasteck September 19, 2016

mining for simp coin

When someone (usually a guy) is trying to finesse an uninterested person (usually a girl) and sends them a dm every day, searching for a response.

“I’ve sent her a good morning to her every day with no reply” “bro, sounds like you’re mining for simp coin”

by kebot July 15, 2021

Mines

Primarily used in the African American community to keep from being disrespected by establishing ownership.

“Dat mines” was expressed by Queesha during a fight over the last piece of fried chicken on da buffet.

by Datmines August 6, 2023