Viewing any kind of sexually stimulating material (not necessarily illegal or even explicit) on the internet. In common use in northern England, and possibly elsewhere, this expression originates from pop musician Pete Townshend's explanation of why he gave his credit card details to a website containing visual depictions of children being sexually abused - that he wished to view the material for research purposes. Although the implication of the term is that Townshend was lying he was, in fact, cleared of all charges.
by cactuscat September 14, 2006

Pete Wentz Forehead Syndrome (also known as PWFS) is a recognised illness. Symptoms include:
=A need to dye hair jet-black, preferably with a floppy fringe.
=Having an abnormally large forehead, which needs to be covered with said floppy fringe.
=Showing signs of being a douchebaggot.
=Repeatedly bullshitting about anything and everything.
Pete Wentz Forehead Syndrome can be treated with several blows to the head and/or depriving the victim of their hair dye.
Unfortunately for Pete Wentz, he was not treated fast enough and so his PWFS is permanent, which is why it was named after him.
=A need to dye hair jet-black, preferably with a floppy fringe.
=Having an abnormally large forehead, which needs to be covered with said floppy fringe.
=Showing signs of being a douchebaggot.
=Repeatedly bullshitting about anything and everything.
Pete Wentz Forehead Syndrome can be treated with several blows to the head and/or depriving the victim of their hair dye.
Unfortunately for Pete Wentz, he was not treated fast enough and so his PWFS is permanent, which is why it was named after him.
Person 1: Oh my god, did you see Lewis? I didn't know he had Pete Wentz Forehead Syndrome!
Person 2: Pch, how could you not know that? He bullshits and has a massive head. Of course he has PWFS.
Person 2: Pch, how could you not know that? He bullshits and has a massive head. Of course he has PWFS.
by Hello.Jay. November 30, 2009

by Mr. Skelebones July 26, 2023

You: Welcome to pizza Pete’s Pizzeria and abortion clinic and yesterday’s losses Tuesdays Today’s sauce how May I help you
scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )
scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )
by FlyingRocket763 December 28, 2020

Billy: Hey Melanie, lets go in this stink hole of a bathroom and fuck like rabbits.
Melanie: Uh, OK, tee-hee.
Melanie: Uh, OK, tee-hee.
by "Dingleberry-huntin Dean" Bobbit June 29, 2004

You: Welcome to pizza Pete's Pizzaria and abortion clinic where yesterday’s loss is Today’s sauce how May I help you?
Scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )
Scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )
by Persianpanda565 April 11, 2022
