YouTube Platinum

When a YouTube video has reached 1,000,000 views. Usually a sign that the video is, in some way, worth watching.
1). "Kid Hit in the Nuts" is platinum on YouTube? Gotta watch that.

2). Tay Zonday's classic 21st century, postmodern masterpiece, "Chocolate Rain," was forever etched into public consciousness when it reached 1,000,000 views and attained YouTube Platinum.
by Tha Young Don 305 April 09, 2009
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youtube virgin

one who has not seen a youtube video
by el cool dude13 September 01, 2009
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YouTube Porn

Extremely soft-core porn catered to, and watched by, 11 year old boys who are just entering into the deeper, darker side of the Internet. Easily accessible through the website YouTube (which wants to sound like a porn site anyway), and usually includes boobs or ass in the thumbnail.
Example 1:

Reminiscent Guy: When I was 11, it was Ryan Higa who got me hooked on YouTube. That, and YouTube Porn. God I used to love those Kate Upton dancing videos.

Example 2:

11 Year Old Kid: Hey bro, did you see that video of that one bikini girl putting sunscreen on that other bikini girl? So hot, right?

21 Year Old Guy: Shit dude, that's some serious YouTube Porn. Have you tried YouPorn or ExtremeTube?
11 Year Old Kid: What?

21 Year Old Guy : *smh*
by Loberson July 05, 2016
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YouTube Shorts

Sub bot.
But really: YouTube videos that are basically TikToks, but on YouTube, and they are guaranteed to give BIG views. Especially if there’s bobux involved.
YouTube: *gives me bobux YouTube shorts on homepage*
Me: it viral time to copy
Me a few days later: *1 billion sub*
by Bronelson January 14, 2021
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youtube atheist

Noun-

A pseudo-intellectual possessing a superinflated ego that espouses a belief or position as objectively and universally true though emphatic assertion of presuppositions, logical fallacies, infantile humor, threats, or insults; convinced that simply holding said belief or position automatically makes them intellectually, morally, or socially superior; constantly subject to self-contradiction, logical inconsistency, and willful ignorance of conflicting evidences and arguments.
At first I thought his position on abortion was interesting, but when I tried asking about specific situations where he might be wrong, he went all youtube atheist on me.

She's got a lot of passion about this, but she's such a youtube atheist she can't argue herself out of a wet paper bag.

Don't waste your time trying to convince him that all the pasta he's eating is making his diabetes worse, he's thinks it's healthy and he's being a total youtube atheist about it.
by Pleb Blabflap October 06, 2014
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DJ Youtube

A person who doesn't buy CDs or DL music but they only play songs off of youtube.com. They have a seemingly infinite amount of songs available, ranging from everyones favorite Mambo #5, to The Serpintine Offering (Dimmu Borgir)
"Hey DJ youtube, Spin that shit. I wanna hear Beat It, by Pierce the Veil"
by StreetBikeTakeover August 23, 2009
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YouTube Partner

A program offered by YouTube which has many perks, such as your video being promoted by YouTube themselves, the ability to make a banner for your channel and customize it more than a non-partner's channel, and more recognition by the YouTube community as a whole. You also get paid by YouTube to sell out by advertising products in your videos.
Person A: "Dude, Smosh used to be awesome, but now they're just sellouts."

Person B: "What do you expect? They're YouTube Partners, they get paid by YouTube to advertise products in their videos."
by Zapdos90210 November 26, 2010
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