Whoops

The most insincere way of acknowledging your mistakes and having no intention to fix it.

Guy:"My phone is broken because of you"

Guy2: "It was a mistake,whoopsie"

by Super Niggalicious December 10, 2018

Woodsmith

A female or male that makes a practice of sucking cock.

I'm going to see my woodsmith tonight ....I could sure use a good blow job.

by JoeyBomm April 13, 2021

wompstars

the biggest womps, the only womps. No vamps here, only womps!

sorry b*tch i only like wompstars!

by biggest womp September 13, 2023

Tiger Woods Status

Your brain turning off the sound or images from media saturation. Auto-mute.

Joe Paterno now has Tiger Woods Status.}

The Kardashians have Tiger Woods Status

by Catdog12756 November 12, 2011

Justin Woods

A creepy producer for the online game Marvel: Avengers Alliance who has a massive fetish for Spider-People, Symbiotes and Deadpool, to the point where he uses his status as a game producer to unload his obsessions on a poor, unknowing player base.

Did you see the new content Justin Woods added to MAA?
Yeah, it's all Spiders again, that guy is fucking obsessed.

by HeroicIronFist March 31, 2016

tyler woods

Tyler woods often has a small dick and often find enjoyment by jacking off to gay porn. Tyler woods will sometimes date guys but it’s often girls. A Tyler has weak sex game. They also look like Sid from toy story. He sometimes dates girls by the name of Maddie, Sara, Sommer, And Alyhia.

tyler woods is gay nigga

by Kellan Whinthorp June 4, 2019

tyler woods

That nigga Tyler woods is fucking gay nigga holy shit he literally looks like Sid from toy story if you ever encounter a Tyler woods and you’re a guy... run he will stick his small peen inside you, I know he’s weird he sometimes dates Alyhia just so his friends think he’s not gay. But he actually is..

oh no run it’s tyler woods

by Kellan Whinthorp June 4, 2019