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suspended wedgy

A wedgy caused as a result of the beltloop of one's jeans getting caught on a loose wire on a chainlink fence and his or her loss of footting. The result is one's butt cheeks being spread extremely far apart and the waist band of the trousers reaching the middle of the back. Is extremely painful.
The bergler got a suspended wedgy, and that was what saved us from a home invasion.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
mugGet the suspended wedgymug.

wedgie

This is when someone pulls your pants to make you squirm
I went on holiday where I saw my school bully and before I could get away he got me.
He took me, made me strip into my bra and pants and gave me a hanging wedgie on a tree and came back 10 min later and said we're going to have fun.

He got some crabs and took of my bra and put them on my nipples. I was screaming in a gag. Then he put crabs in my bathing suit and left me for a whole 30 minutes . I still get wedgied now at secondary.
by Iweartighteywhiteys June 5, 2021
mugGet the wedgiemug.

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