Chris Thompson

A legendary firefighter who’s equal parts hero and gearhead. Known for his fearless work on the fireground and an obsession with American muscle cars. Calves so massive they practically have their own zip code. If there’s a fire to fight or a car to tweak, Chris Thompson is your guy.

You are such a Chris Thompson

by Big stick October 29, 2025

Harvey Thompson

A complete smarmy git

You know that Harvey Thompson is a smarmy got

by User1652628 November 21, 2025

Jack Toomey

A massive gimp who likes red haired skeletons

Jack toomey is a melt

by georgefitz88 December 4, 2025

Pussy-Foot Thompson

When a person wants to drink or take drugs before a big event but prolonges consumption until the last possible minute.

Tom stop being a Pussy-Foot Thompson and come take this shot cuz we gotta go!

by MisterMoe May 16, 2011

josie miles thompson

Almost as hot as Reid

Ur almost as hot as reid but not quite Reid is hot Josie miles Thompson is not

by Definitelynotreid April 6, 2017

Sara Jane Thompson

The whitest girl ever, seriously who thought naming someone that was a good idea

"she's such a Sara Jane Thompson."

by WakaWaka567 October 1, 2017

Dennis J Thompson

A known buff, a rube of sorts. A Country bumpkin like fellow.

Boy, that Kenny O’Connor really pulled a Dennis J Thompson on a bunch of boobs looking at Facebook.

by Scott Pak December 9, 2020