Jarred

The subway pedo who started and ended his career trying to get into samller pants.
Damn subway everytime I go there that damn jarred offers my kid a footling extra mayo.
by Fortdumb March 19, 2020
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the best person in the world lowkey got super powers big ass shclong and will take your girl got alotta bread and weapons and alot of self defense mechanisms and can spoil your mama
jarred beat me up then took my bitch
by justin911 December 20, 2022
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Drunk - from jars (beers)
I'm somewhat jarred atm, but I'll try.
by Johnvhjcj August 02, 2019
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The most handsome guy ever the best eyes the sweetest down to earth person he might make you angry sometimes but his amazing smile makes it all go away and the way his smile twitches sometimes cause hes so happy is the best thing ever he always listens even to the smallest details and cares so much about people and his animals and you can talk about god with him and conversate about the bible one of the best people god has ever sent to me.<3
Hi handsome pants (; (Jarred i spelled it right this time lol)
by M4ky.1432 April 10, 2025
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-Coolest guy around

-Awesome in bed

-Funny

-Sportsman

-Big Penis

-Smokes a lot of marijuana

-Everyone doesnt mind being around him
-Drinks a shit ton
Jarred is going to kick zack's ass
by 576656rf56 December 11, 2018
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Bitch ass nigga

Like to cheat
Like to hind the fact he had a baby mother and a new born
Jarred is a bitch
by I'm not the one December 20, 2016
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Fucking retard who’s mom can’t spell jarred cause there dad went to go get milk
by Asswipe420 September 06, 2023
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