Salty Cunt

James Nigh-Rakes

That man is a salty cunt

by Innjured December 28, 2017

Salty Mudcake

When you masturbate whilst on the toilet and faeces and semen leave your body at the same time.

Callum got bored at work so he went to the toilet and knocked out a Salty Mudcake

by The Creampie Guy June 1, 2023

salty booger

When you shoot a load into your girls nose

I give my girl a s a salty booger last night

by Howie 1 December 17, 2016

Team Salty

A team of gamers, mainly Minecraft players, who organize with one aim; to make everyone salty. Some refer to them as a group of faggots. Some call them the greatest to have ever grazed the Crewniverse Minecraft server. Most commonly, however, a group of faggots. To this day, no leader exists but rumors have it that a guy under the alias 'HadzyBoy' and a girl under the alias 'thytime' are the founders of the atrocity. Its origins, however, are very unclear and the downfall of Team Salty is yet to come.

Jeff: Have you seen Team Salty lately?
Sally: Yeah, they were making me so salty just a minute ago.

by piss_licker February 20, 2015

7S Salty

A good manager

omg 7s salty is da best

by Use Code GTX August 2, 2020

Salty Margarita

When you go down on a girl after she participates in a physical activity or sporting event.

I would give her a Salty Margarita after she finishes playing hockey.

by SaltyMargarita December 10, 2020

Salty cunt

A person with a very significant chip on their shoulder who is excessively patronising/nasty to someone, basically because they wish they were smart enough/funny/good looking enough to be them but know that they're not.

Jesus that consultant was a salty cunt this morning. It's not my fault he didn't get into Cambridge and I did!

by Bigbosserman June 5, 2017