guy that weasles into your mother's life- becomes father figure- rapes you- leaves your mom broke with out a home and always #1 on your hitlist!
by a;lkdjlahfilkh February 25, 2009
Get the step dadmug. the quick transition in basketball from dribbling to pivoting to jumping all in the same motion of a lay-up.
by treyballer February 2, 2015
Get the euro stepmug. some dipshit that decided to ruin your life right out of the blue. doesnt give a crap about you, but acts all high and mighty when confronted. trys to bribe and buy love. word of advice: TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN. the sole reason youre counting down the days until your 18th birthday. wins over your friends and family and your mom.
me: can you please fuck off?
step dad (aka step FREAK): how come you dont love me? hold my hand, give me a hug and a bj and then ill go away.
mom: oh, sweeties, stop arguing. daddys always right!
step dad (aka step FREAK): how come you dont love me? hold my hand, give me a hug and a bj and then ill go away.
mom: oh, sweeties, stop arguing. daddys always right!
by heyyyyyyitsmeee May 16, 2010
Get the step dadmug. Step-brother! I'm stuck!!!
by arianagranderfrap April 15, 2021
Get the step-brothermug. A step mom is a mom that your dad found on some dating site.A step mom is a creature that will wait until you are in a false sense of security,then start talking to you.After this the step mom will start gently rubbing your thigh then start pressuring you to have sex with her you do it and 9 months later your dad will be asking here whose baby is that.On rare occasion when the step mom wants anal sex she might produce Fucklematter
by big hotdog in bun guy January 4, 2020
Get the Step mommug. Use this word when someone is bothering you and you need them to just leave you alone, stop asking you so many questions.
by suburban04 November 3, 2020
Get the Step offmug. 