Land shrimp

odd people call crickets land shrimp

Bob: Look at the crickets!
Billy: Im afraid of crickets, I call them land shrimp so they're less scary.

by ...Nugget... May 28, 2021

asian shrimp

When an Asian has a dry dick

“Ay man I heard you were fucking chloe” “yesterday”
“Nah man”
“Why not”

“Cause I got an Asian shrimp”

by Hitler-one-four-five December 19, 2018

shrimping

When your fucking a girl in the ass and ejaculate inside and get a straw and drink it

Hey man you ever been shrimping

by Riporroni May 3, 2021

Shrimp Vein

a nigga ahhole

Lemme see that shrimp vein nigge

by NCready4u November 12, 2025

SHRIMP SQUAD

Biggy Norris' elite squad, with Sabre Norris as the manager. Biggy loves shrimp, but he has never had one, only a prawn. (SEEN IN NORRIS NUTS CHANNEL)

The Shrimp Squad left for Queensland yesterday

by Ella Meno Pea January 23, 2021

scoliotic shrimp syndrome

When your posture is so fucking bad you more closely resemble a shrimp with scoliosis than a human being (removes several inches off height)

Divi: That crippling artist’s back is so bent over!
Angi: They must have scoliotic shrimp syndrome!

by live laugh yarn December 27, 2022

six-shrimp

To lie. Popularly used in the Los Angeles area.

Person 1: I ate like six shrimp off that salad.
Person 2: There was only two to begin with!
Person 3: Stop six-shrimping us!

by No-Nathan May 16, 2020