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shittingly

An adverb used to dramatically explain how impactful to your bowels the situation was, is, or will be...
Ex1.:
Looks like Dave's neighbor kids broke into his house while he was gone, had a shittingly good time on his carpet, sofa and even the poor aquarium.

Ex.2:
Around 1am, Jessie officially had a pant shittingly good time at Rob's annual Ugly Sweater Xmas Party, to the point it took them 2 hours to clean the bathroom and Jessie.
by RocketJohn August 27, 2008
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shitxting

texting while or during the act of shitting.
-"hey guys, you know what one of my favorite things to do is?"
-"no, what is it?"
-" i love sitting on the toilet and i especially love shitxting them while i do it."
by double0shitxter August 20, 2009
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Snitting

1. The Act of Sneezing while one is on the throne.
2. Snitting can also occur when one is walking and accidentally drops a load on him or herself.
(Snitting is very dangerous and should only be left to professional Snitters Such as Sol Black)
1. Sol was sitting taking a dump and he sneezed causing a turd to exit his anal cavity at supersonic speed.
2. i was using the restroom and i sneezed, so i was "Snitting".
by VivaMexico++ April 10, 2010
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Sitting boner

When one gets an erection from sitting down in one place for an extended period of time. I.E. Airplane, train, bus.
*After the airplane lands*
"Good thing I had my coat in my hand so I could conceal my sitting boner."
by Sizzle Suggs January 8, 2012
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Sitting In The Gaff

"I was sitting in the Gaff and I had no fucking clue"

Having no fucking clue on a situation or discussion.
May also be used if feeling tired or out of place and not knowing what to do.
Bob - "Do you understand the maths question?"
MC Monty - "Nah Im sitting in the gaff right now."
by MC Monty July 1, 2020
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shatting

shitting + chatting = shatting
I'M SHATTING
I'M SHATTING
I'M SHATTING

LAPTOP ON TOILET = SHATTING

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by baconizer March 16, 2009
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Skitting

Cobh term (Cork, Ireland) Verb:To laugh uncontrollably or to find something funny.
Can also be used on its own as a reply if someone has just told you a funny story.
He walked into the door the other day, I was skitting!

Liz: You never guess what happened me the other day, I fell over in front of all the girls, so embarrassing!
Emma: Skitting!
by Liz & Emma October 4, 2008
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