Salty Plunger

Using your lovers tears as lube

Fuck man, I just said the worst thing.... Shannon was upset and a little teary and said she was gonna make me wet, I told her immediately "it's ok baby, I will use your tears as lube, put it someplace awful, and we will call it the salty plunger"

by JinPocket June 16, 2021

Salty Foster

A deviant sex act that involves using the tears of your emotionally abused partner as a lubricant. It can also refer to a penis lubed up with tears.

After berating her for being a filthy whore, he gave her a Salty Foster.

by FilthyScunt September 25, 2017

7S Salty

A good manager

omg 7s salty is da best

by Use Code GTX August 2, 2020

Salty Senorita

roller disco move where an ill shindig skater will get up on the front two wheels and has the other leg pointed straight out bending at the knee in a scissor like action.

oh my the salty senorita thats never been performed in competition before!

by John Proctor April 15, 2008

Salty cunt

A person with a very significant chip on their shoulder who is excessively patronising/nasty to someone, basically because they wish they were smart enough/funny/good looking enough to be them but know that they're not.

Jesus that consultant was a salty cunt this morning. It's not my fault he didn't get into Cambridge and I did!

by Bigbosserman June 5, 2017

Salty Janitor

When someone licks your balls clean after a sweaty activity like a trip to the gym or an intense run.

She gave me a Salty Janitor last night. Licked the boys squeaky clean.

by CaptainPoopy May 12, 2015

salty baguette

An angry Frenchman

There was a salty baguette in the bakery complaining that the baguettes weren't authentic.

by A Salty Baguette January 24, 2017