when someone is cooler than the cow

alternate version of "when pigs fly"

"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"

by anonymous October 6, 2022

poppin' someone's hashie

Taking someone's weed virginity.

Ollie: I so popped her hashie last weekend.
Blue: Hella. You're rolling in the P.

Poppin' someone's hashie. Word.

by Komaters January 30, 2014

I'm shopping for someone else...

Da standard "please bear with me --- I'm not familiar with this type or purchase" preamble-remark dat you ruefully tell a store-employee whom you ask for assistance in finding/choosing one or more items dat you never use yourself, and so you have less of an idea of how to shop for it or maybe even where it's stocked in da store.

Two good examples of when you might tell a staffperson, "I'm shopping for someone else..." might be if you were looking for a type of media-entertainment (such as books, music, or movies) dat you have no interest in yourself, or if you merely lived a simple bachelor's existence and were procuring "fussy female stuff" items for a lady-friend, such as cosmetics, dress-up clothing, fancy table-setting accessories, etc.

by QuacksO May 20, 2023

tell someone who cares

Michael Reid

"Tell someone who cares" "Oh Michael Reid does!"

by lololol2 September 6, 2018

Leading someone on

Euleina Wright, or 'leina'

"yeah she's leading someone on"
"Oh, pulling a Leina, eh? Poor guy"

by beepveeppeep July 27, 2023

Hopping on someone's dick

Kissing someone's ass.

Girl: *Talking to some guy at a party* Wow you're soooo funny, om my gosh haha!
Other guy: Damn girl, why you always gotta be hopping on someone's dick?

by A Female CEO December 6, 2016

Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid

Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid

Hym "Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid."

by Hym Iam April 14, 2025