Jarvx Simp Pimp 420

A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is someone who chooses a woman over rocket league. The most common form of this, is choosing to hang out with a girl instead of grinding car soccer with the boys. A Jarvx Simp Pimp 420 is only acceptable when he gets some mad treatment, but it HAS to be top tier.

“Sorry man I can’t hop on rocket league today”

“Let me guess, you’re pulling a Jarvx Simp Pimp 420”
“Yeah… but I’m going to get top tier treatment in the middle of a track”
“Fine, you’re excused.”

by Gladium15 April 13, 2022

luke simac

the top g. Regarded as the best striker of all time.

did you see luke simac score a hattrick last weekend?

by proffessor bartholomew August 30, 2022

Kenny simp

A person who "simps" for a literal ten year old cartoon character.

(Person one):"KENNY IS SO HAWT"
(Person 2): "What a Kenny simp."

by MochiAteYourDrawings May 21, 2023

sneak simp

Coined by Alinator, a part of the Dark Triad of simping (Desperate Simp, Financial Simp, & Sneak Simp) a sneak simp is the act of simping or being a simp very secretively, especially acting like you are not a simp around your friends & others, then behind their backs you simp hard. This is worse than being a financial simp & an openly desperate simp because it is shady, and extremely untrustworthy. If anyone of your friends find out that you sneak simped, don’t blame them for dropping you, no one likes a shady ass simp ass nigga.

Did you hear that nigga went behind our backs and simped for a bitch while telling us to our faces that he didn’t fw her care about her and he ignored her all the while he was doing all that shit making us believe he was based yeah fuck that nigga can’t trust no sneak simp

by simpannihalator October 7, 2023

spoiled rich simp

A person who changes them self and thinks there rich and is just a annoying person

That spoiled rich simp is stupid

by John ray pist April 5, 2020

Son of a Simp

Basically the same thing as calling someone a son of a bitch, but your also calling them a simp.

You broke my TV You Son of a Simp.

by BigFatPhonie September 2, 2020

Schrödinger's SIMP

A SIMP that will attempt to hit on a girl and play it off as a joke. This typically manifests in incels that lack the confidence to actually declare their attraction to a female. You can easily spot one of these grotesque creatures if you call them out on discord for it and they respond "bro I was joking" or "dude I was being ironic."

Girl: "Jeez, I've been in my house all day because of COVID. I really should get out more!"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"

Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"

by YouGoodBro? November 17, 2020