The intense, brutal, and long-lasting poop you get the morning after you have chipotle. Usually starts off as one big poop, then in 5-10 minutes two or three rounds of small chunks of poop.
by Aqwafor January 11, 2014
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When poop has been in the toilet so long it starts to turn the water brown, effectively creating poop tea.
by Aloe Vivid Rue September 05, 2015
complete dissociation from social norms, can't party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.
desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. poop-on-bathmat
by the hostess needs new bathmat October 13, 2010
When you have a bad stomach ache and torturous gas pains, so you go to the toilet to pass the gas. A small, hard turd pops out and goes "BOP!" and then all the gas passes at once, and you experience a rapid deflation of your colon.
by bachmanitoven May 13, 2012
1) A large volume of feces in a toilet that resembles a murder scene.
2) A lower pain in the stomach the causes one to run to the nearest bathroom resulting in a massive dump clogging the toilet.
3) A nasty looking and smelling place with a huge amount of debris.
2) A lower pain in the stomach the causes one to run to the nearest bathroom resulting in a massive dump clogging the toilet.
3) A nasty looking and smelling place with a huge amount of debris.
1) "oh lord! There's so much poop in there it looks like someone got murdered."
2) "Did you see him take off to the bathroom? Better call the plumber, looks like there's gonna be another poop murder."
3) " That place was so messy and nasty smelling. Reminds me of a poop murder."
2) "Did you see him take off to the bathroom? Better call the plumber, looks like there's gonna be another poop murder."
3) " That place was so messy and nasty smelling. Reminds me of a poop murder."
by Big Sugar Rivers March 24, 2012
by jaymo612 June 29, 2015