MUSCLE CAR AS FUCK

Muscle car as fuck is some thing that muscle car guys say because they think they are the shit but deep inside they know that they are just mad because they are slow and usles🤗

Dam bro thats MUSCLE CAR AS FUCK

by JDM LIFE 🔰 September 30, 2017

Meat Muscle

The name bestowed upon any guy named Billy's penis

Billy's Meat Muscle has been inside far too many vaginas

by Ginga Ninja The Ginger June 8, 2017

Valentines Beer Muscle

A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.

"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"

by Beer Knowledge February 13, 2017

muscle joe

A man with lots of muscle. typically named Joe but for any man that's shorter then 5'9, usually a tool/dick head on a scale of 1-10 he's a 5 but his muscles bring him up to a low 8. Damn muscle Joe.

Did you see that ripped short guy? What a muscle Joe

by Jazzy77456 June 15, 2016

muscle neck

When u neck is so big that u can breath more then average human being

Navel got a muscle neck

by Yet squad boy September 19, 2016

he had no muscle

a guy who thinks he is the shit but has no muscle

he had no muscle. I bet a girl is stronger than him

by im so unknown September 8, 2016

phone muscles

Phone Muscles- the cowardly act of telling someone over the phone, or computer either by text, social media, or verbal communication what you would not say in person ..

After the confrontation at the party Jackie used her phone muscles to tell the women she was a bitch.

by Almamomama August 18, 2016