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plumbers kiss

During your friends slumber, an anus must kiss the lips of your friend.

Best results occur with a dirty pipe and a plumbers kiss.

Any anus will do.
She asked for a plumbers kiss, I didn't know it had to be a person's anus!

Anus
Kiss pipepersonsheasked!
by #SunBeartheLofty November 2, 2015
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Kissing friends

A man or woman you have friendzoned because they are not relationship material yet you are attracted to them and like like to make out with them without involving sex.
During brunch, my girls asked me about the status of Mike's and I relationship and I simply replied that we are kissing friends.
by Legal2drink June 12, 2018
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Scope Kiss

When the scope of a rifle "kisses" you after firing the weapon. It is caused by not having the stock of the rifle firmly held against the shoulder to mitigate the recoil upon firing a high-power firearm. The "kiss" is a cut around the eye in the shape of the eyepiece of the scope.
Leo was scope kissed by his new rifle.
by Tigerazz91 December 7, 2014
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Kentucky Kiss

" Hey man I heard you gave that girl from the club the Kentucky Kiss"

" Nah bro she lying, I only do that with girls I'm dating"
by TuxedoFlask December 8, 2019
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Kiss day

Kiss someone on the cheek or hand.
“Hey Jessica it is national kiss day want a kiss?”
Yea🙃."
by Some1:) November 5, 2019
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Fisty kisses

The most Irish drinking game ever. Up to five people can play and the rules are real easy. Everyone applies a heavy coat of lipstick (men included) and drinks from a communal pitcher in a clockwise fashion. The last person to get the pitcher pretends to be angry and yells, “Hey! There’s lipstick on my glass! Who did this?!” The first person to laugh gets punched in the mouth. Socko!
Me boys were playing fisty kisses the other night, and Mickey got slugged 3 times!
by Blarney Balls July 6, 2011
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Ghetto Kiss

When you forcefully kiss your insignificant other, resulting in a headbutt and slight concussion.
I gave my girlfriend a ghetto kiss the other day and she won't talk to me anymore. Probably because she's in the hospital.
by Swag fucking master March 28, 2016
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