Jonathan

The worst thing + guy in the world

He is so ugly, stupid and weak. He is such a Jonathan!

by The best man ever123456789 February 24, 2017

Jonathan

Someone who is really poor but buys expesnive bikes and crossbows.....oh and btw he lives in a tent and is a robot so bring some magnets if you ever see a Jonathan around.

Friend: Lol its Jonathan

Friend 2: i brought some magnets for robo jon

by not gay btw 31 January 4, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan is a goofy ahh person who can't get girls.

Jonathan is goofy

by YourBoyJD March 27, 2023

Jonathan

Real ass nigga standing on business don’t fw him

That nigga Jonathan real asf realest mf on planet earth

by Chris vargas November 21, 2023

Jonathan

A hot sexy Mexican-Salvadoran-American with a huge penis that goes deep in ur muthers ass. Jonathan’s tend to like peng tings and will always satisfy.

Person 1: damn life sucks being single.
Person 2: Ik how you feel man I rlly wish I had a “Jonathan” inside of me right now.

by Johnny’s November 21, 2021

LENNON JONATHAN JENJAU JALONG (LARRY)

Social Media Ghost -
A person who does not use social media (Facebook , Twitter , Instagram etc...) to communicate.
I tried finding her on facebook and twitter but she was no where to be found. She must be a smg

I tried finding her on facebook and twitter but she was no where to be found. She must be a LENNON JONATHAN JENJAU JALONG (LARRY)

by lenjau\lennon November 22, 2021

Jonathan Pierre Hilton

A sexy rat.

"Damn, Stanford, you see that? That's a real Jonathan Pierre Hilton right there. You should fuck."

by Jon-Lover-26 October 1, 2021