juck jokes

when that 20 year old guy on snapchat is sending you vids of him turning into a wolf and he gets mad at you

For that you asking for penis pic for make juck jokes

by junipers garden May 20, 2022

joke flashback

When you're just sitting there and you think of a joke and start laughing. Everyone thinks you're laughing for no reason but really you just thought of something funny. Joke flashbacks can also occur when no one is around.

Ashok: "Hahahahahahah!"
Shan: "What you laughing at?"
Ashok: "Heheh, just had a joke flashback."

or

Ashok: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha!"
(Silence ensues)

by ashack May 18, 2010

inside joke

A joke that only two or more people will understand. It's meant to stay within the group, hence the name "inside joke." Inside jokes are usually made out of random situations and come about on accident. Friends could have entire conversations about just one inside joke. These kinds of jokes are also so much fun to joke about! Inside jokes really bring you and your friends closer together and let you be more comfortable with them and other people

(the example below is actually based off of something that actually happened in Spanish class with me and my friend)

Spanish teacher: Alright class, turn to page 136 in your textbooks. These are verbs with irregular yo forms. Repeat after me. "Hago"
Class: "Hago"
Spanish teacher: "Salgo"
Class: "Slago"

Spanish teacher: "Traigo"

Class: "Traigo"
Spanish teacher: "Pongo"

Class: "Pongo"
Me: (Smiles and tries to hold back laughs as I look across the room at my friend who is also smiling)
Friend: (Mouths this) Pongo the penguin
Me: (Starts to giggle)

Person sitting next to me: What's so funny?
Me: It's an inside joke! Sorry lol
Person sitting next to me: Ok then...

by FruitFloatingThreateningly June 2, 2018

Cock Joke

A retarded joke about "COCK JOKE" a mans penis that "COCK JOKE" is thrown into a conversation at "COCK JOKE" random irrelevant "COCK JOKE" times so much it degrades the value "COCK JOKE" of what anyone is really saying...balls

Captain: Hey steve

Steve: Hey captai..."COCK JOKE"

by justsomebody13 April 2, 2008

Your jokes

Incredibly awful

You:Why did the chicken cross the road
Dat guy:your jokes are trash

by Stupid kid that plays Fortnite June 1, 2018

Is that a fat joke?

A common response, usually used by women, to when they feel insulted about something that might be pertaining to there weight. Can also be used sarcastically.

Girl: I'm going to jump on that trampoline okay?
Boy: No, my that trampoline is bad, you'd break it.
Girl: Is that a fat joke?

Friend 1: Get out of the way! I can't see the TV!
Friend 2: Is that a fat joke?
Friend 1: Kind of.
(Slap!)

by jackoverthebox December 24, 2010

joke killer

The person(s) in a group of friends or co-workers that all too often will end a funny strand of joke so terribly that it will seem intentional. The "killer" should be ridiculed for a large quantity of time after the kill, and to be presented with this definition and a right-handed slap of the face.

Dan "man shes so fat they're gonna have to open both doors to get her in."

Friends "LOL!"

Killer "ya and she prolly has to tighten her belt too! lol!"

EVERYBODY "wow wtf was that...stupid joke killer, go kill yourself"

by IceCreamPIMP May 22, 2006