December 12th

December 12th is national slap a flat ass day.

boy: *Slaps Ass*
girl: “Why did you do that?!”
boy: “It’s December 12th and you gotta flat ass”

by Papixbarros October 27, 2019

deceiver

Your ass tells you you need to fart, gotta let one go, and right now. Upon sphincter relaxation, you discover the backlog in there wasn't all just the 3rd state of matter. Nope. There was some liquid, and some solid, too. You have been...deceived. And you need to change your shorts, at a minimum.

"Where's Bob?"
"He went home to change his clothes. It was urgent."
"What happened?"
"Well he was in a meeting, and just had to fart, or so his ass promised him. Massive pressure. He finally lets 'er go. Well it turns out he shat some, too; he was deceived by his own ass into thinking it was just gas, but it had mass".
"Deceiver!"
"Yes, filthy deceiving ass. Never trust a fart!"
"Amen to that, brother."

by Le Fartier April 12, 2010

December 5

On December 5 switch names with someone

J wants to switch names with k on December 5

by Key.holder October 17, 2019

December 4th

December 4th is the day in school where everyone goes silent for the entire day

Teacher: Can anybody tell me what the answer to this problem is?

Students: *Silent*

Teacher: Why is everyone silent? Is it because today is December 4th?

by SkskCarlightSksk December 2, 2019

December 9

top tier people are born on this day! only some people are born on this day - us. our birthday is on a Monday this year... isn’t that AMAZING?😔

-why is she so cool?
-idk, maybe her birthday is on December 9

-december 9 is soon
-ah, so soon. we need a month to get ready for the day!

by very very very anonymous October 19, 2019

December 6

Nation tell her you like her then kiss her day!

Can’t wait for December 6th to tell her I like her.

by Santa’s girl November 13, 2019

December 3

national heather day

girl 1: “why’d you post savanna on your story?”
girl 2: “it’s December 3! And she’s definitely a heather!”

by lauran h :) November 13, 2020