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Mr Cuddles

A renound potton pikey who is partial to spaff in the library. Also An absolute gorm who passes girls off like looses change (prick)
Fucking ket ‘ed

Claims to fame: cracked on with Jubbo (numerous times), In too deep after cuddles, loves the romantic touch of Dutch lips on his smackers, banged dicko in the pavilion lavs
by September 26, 2018
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custard cuddle

When theres cum on you or your partner and you both proceed cuddle and thus mash it between the two parties.
Person 1: Hey do you want to cuddle?

Person 2: nah lets custard cuddle.
by ez1134 March 22, 2017
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Fizzy Cuddles

A pet name for the act of physical love between two consenting adults.

Fizzy refers to the state of the penis. Under this definition a fizzy penis is erect.
Margi wouldnt give me fizzy cuddles last night because I embarassed her in front of all of my freinds
by Andi Jowett July 2, 2007
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National cuddle all day day

Whenever she wants to but the official day is October 14th
Bae: heyyyy it's october 14th... you know what that means...
Me aka him: it's national cuddle all day day LETS GO
by Me aka him September 15, 2021
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Mouth Cuddle

To take your loved ones penis and cuddle it with your mouth in an act of felatio
"Come here Adam, I'm giving you a mouth cuddle for your birthday"
by Defo not cliff December 20, 2021
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clitoris cuddle

a man holding the clitoris between his lips.
The historical American did the clitoris cuddle to his housewife.
by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018
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Cuddle

A group of koalas is apparently now named BY me is a cuddle
I saw A Cuddle of Koalas Today at The Zoo
by Daniel is sus June 3, 2021
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