A Colorado Summer

A "Colorado Summer" is an era in a young mans life when he liberals-up and gains maximum rizz because of it. During this phase, his room is an artsy fuckboy temple. Posters of obscure bands, large plants, and LED lights apesr one day. Soon after, he gets an alternative haircut and starts taking edibles like they were prescribed... New-found rizz lands this guy an undeserving amount of bitches. This is due to a positive feedback loop that starts to occur between the rizzing tinder hoes and his involvement in gym bro activity.

"Bro, have you seen Eden's room? He might be having a Colorado Summer right now."

"Fuck it bro, I'm buying another Mt. Joy poster... I'm tryna have a Colorado Summer this year."

by Significant_ Seinfeld December 17, 2022

nucla Colorado

The meth capitol of Colorado

Nucla Colorado that one place I can get meth from your grandma

by ~LiL~Trippie~420 September 4, 2023

Willamette Colorado

The Town where Capcoms Deadrising takes place. Population 53'594 Characteristics JACK SHIT!

Guy 1: Name a really boring city
Guy 2: Willamette Colorado Population 53'594

by Canadianthrashmetalfan July 6, 2024

mustard coloured drinking voucher

/mus-terd cul-erd drinc-in vow-cha/

colloquialism of the nounage variety:
An Australian denomination of bank note with a face value of 50 Australian dollars.

Sluring his words, Macka urgently exclaimed ..."Where do ya reckon is the nearest hole in the wall..?,... gota geta nudda cupla mustard coloured drinking vouchers before they fuckin run out of piss"

by uberantielongelical July 2, 2025

Kobe Colorado

In July 2003, allegations of sexual assault were made against professional basketball player Kobe Bryant by a 19-year-old woman. On July 18, 2003, news media reported that the sheriff's office in Eagle, Colorado, had arrested Bryant in connection with an investigation of a sexual assault complaint, filed by a 19-year-old hotel employee. The woman accused Bryant of raping her in his hotel room on the night of June 30. Bryant had checked into The Lodge and Spa at Cordillera, a hotel in Edwards, Colorado. In short he forced the ball in the hoop that night

DAMN BRO HE STRAIHGHT UP DID A KOBE COLORADO ON THAT BIH

by Ancientbluesky September 11, 2025

Young Voices of Colorado

Young voices of Colorado is a fairly terrible choir housed by depressed children. Especially the signature gorls as they are yelled at daily.

Young Voices of Colorado taught me many life lessons such as bottling up your breakdowns until you are physically incapable of emotion.

by MavenLives August 5, 2021

The Ol’ Colorado

When you suffer an injury, for which you are admitted to the hospital for multiple days. Then you fuck your case worker.

“Surgery went well! Afterward, he was feeling good enough to give her the Ol’ Colorado.”

by Qnig May 23, 2022