1)THE BEST MUSIC ON EARTH!! i dunno what the hell is up up with everyone thinkin that its all just a buncha stupid cowboys singin about pointless things! Its accually somthing that NORMAL people can relate to. Hell if it wasnt for country music, life would stop, cus this is the music that keeps the whole damn world goin!
2)I aint sayin gotta listen to it, but you sures hell had better not be plannin on walkin up to a country boy in yir gangster clothes and tellin him country music sucks, because you shurs hell aint gonna come outta that in one solid piece.
2)I aint sayin gotta listen to it, but you sures hell had better not be plannin on walkin up to a country boy in yir gangster clothes and tellin him country music sucks, because you shurs hell aint gonna come outta that in one solid piece.
1) (world is spinning just fine) "Awoohoo aw play somthin..." (country music stops and world stops too)
2) Ganster: "Yo, your music sucks!"
Cowboy: "What the?" WHACK!
Ganster: "........"
Cowboy: Shrugs an walks away
2) Ganster: "Yo, your music sucks!"
Cowboy: "What the?" WHACK!
Ganster: "........"
Cowboy: Shrugs an walks away
by BarrelRunninCowgirl May 17, 2006
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Country music is aggravating, but as with many forms of music, its halfway decent when you are straight drunk.
Country music is aggravating, but as with many forms of music, its halfway decent when you are straight drunk.
by Hassell April 21, 2005
Get the country music mug.A country mile is the longest distance someone is willing to walk.
This saying originated in the Australian outback, where until the late 1970s cars were few and the distance between one town and the next was several, or possibly hundreds of miles away. If you didn't have a car, or even a horse, you'd have to walk to wherever you wanted to go.
This saying originated in the Australian outback, where until the late 1970s cars were few and the distance between one town and the next was several, or possibly hundreds of miles away. If you didn't have a car, or even a horse, you'd have to walk to wherever you wanted to go.
Bill: "hand me the remote will ya John?"
John:"ugh, it's a country mile away! Besides I just sat down."
John:"ugh, it's a country mile away! Besides I just sat down."
by Jurielectric April 20, 2021
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Get the Country boy mug.damn, bills in the bathroom taking a shit and i really gotta take a leak. so i guess i'll have to use the country urinal.
by masta dragon red April 18, 2010
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You quickly locate a sheltered spot out of view ramblers, farmers and the like, drop your pants and leave a big hot steaming turd. It stinks, you feel much better.
You quickly locate a sheltered spot out of view ramblers, farmers and the like, drop your pants and leave a big hot steaming turd. It stinks, you feel much better.
by superjustin July 7, 2010
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