Colorado Cockblock

The act of smashing a mans dick with a rock and then denying them sexually.

"yo Stacy just Colorado Cockblocked Chad"

by Robert Hackle July 21, 2025

Hall of fame Cockblocker

When someone tries their best to stop her friend from getting piped

That bitch Diana a hall of fame cockblocker

by Poop -_- February 1, 2019

05-28 international cockblast day

its the day when you share cockblast images on discord and fuck bitches.

05-28 international cockblast day welp you gotta do what you gotta do.

by Mangird1 May 27, 2023

Selphie the Chocobo

A Chocobo from a Minecraft mod played by LDShadowlady. She was lost and then subsequently found again, but with the name Selphie, in reference to the Final Fantasy character of the same name.

"Selphie the Chocobo is the icon that she is, that diva. Miss Selphie the Chocobo has NEVER missed a leave-in conditioner day.

by Xavhex February 8, 2025