Chest burger

Obscene overgrown chest hair

Did you see that dudes chest burger hanging out of his shirt, so gross.

by Mtg187 March 10, 2017

Goober Burger

Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan

Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

Spam-Burger

Another phrase for total, useless spam. Usually found in large popular forums. Bad for one's health.

Miss: That horrid mess that is filling my computer screen??
Bob: That would be Spam-Burgers Miss. Watch out, they're loaded with cholesterol.

by Rain and Blithe March 17, 2009

Twit-burger

Somebody who has poor knowledge if road rules (e.g. traffic lights)

Look at this twit-burger!

by Member of GASS August 21, 2021

Germ-Burger

Children

When my nieces and nephew were little, I got sick every time I saw them because little kids are just germ-burgers, and I didn't have my own so had not built up immunity. One time I was talking to, and holding my two year old niece and she sneezed right into my mouth.

by JaneGordon.com March 25, 2023

bounce the burger

a saying that means to have a close call, or barely get away with something or without messing something up.

bounce the burger

"Did you see that cop? I really bounced the burger there!"

by Calliope!who October 2, 2007

monkey burger

A sandwich made of two pieces of bread and a chunk of dried monkey shit.

Man, that sandwich tasted like a monkey burger

by Can't find my nipples November 11, 2015