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brown eye booger

What you call a small nut shard (peanut, almond, etc.) that gets caught around the outer edge of your anus causing an itchy, uncomfortable feeling. A common post poop occurance 1-2 days after eating any form of nut.
Pat: Why do you keep dancing around like that?
Jeremy: I ate a bunch of almonds last night and I keep gettting brown eye boogers in my ass. Be back in a minute, I need a re-wipe.
by turnyourface August 6, 2010
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booger

that thingy thats hanging outta your nose
ewww pick it nowwwww!!!
by abbieann June 9, 2005
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booger shit beef patty

when you swallow so many flem boogers that you shit them out and it makes a brown beef patty looking thing with boogers infested into it .... when you make a booger shit beef patty, the noise is worse then a blowhorn and a train combined a booger shit beef patty smells so bad that if you stand next to it it smells worse then fendis ears mixed with the smell of murna and shazazas doodyyy when hes bleeding from his bUT hole ... beware of the booger shit beef pattyy...
AH SHIT !!! I JUST LAID A BOOGER SHIT BEEF PATTY !
by fart shit June 28, 2009
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Pussy Booger

A big slimy wet green and orange type object that comes out of your pussy.
Do you have a big tissue? I just picked a big Pussy Booger!
by DSackBall August 10, 2010
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white boogers

boogers that come out of a nose covered in semen.
a guy gets a blow job and some of his semen squirts in the girls nose and she sneezes out white boogers.
by spriteirriffic October 10, 2008
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booger

An exceptionally ugly female.
That brawd right there is a booger.
by I Am Who I Am June 2, 2005
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Booger Poop

A horribly stinky substance that comes from the most unlikely places
I had booger poop coming from my garbage can !!

That dude is booger poop
by Belligerence December 6, 2003
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