Batman gag

When you put a mask in the mouth of the victim, (like the batman mask)

He just wouldn't stop screamin' so I BATMAN GAGGED him!

by Batman Gagger December 9, 2008

Batman

A superhero that is in most of the DC comics. His real name is Bruce Wayne. He is super rich

Interviewer: Batman, I don't know a lot about you so can we do some questions?
Batman: Sure!
Interviewer: Okay, so first question. Batman, where are your parents?
Batman: ...

by Swampert_cool November 24, 2022

Batman

A whiny little bitch who kills people because he is sad. He is the worst superhero ever he’s not even super he is just a loser. Who cares if you are rich that doesn’t mean you are a hero.

Batman is the worst superhero

by Mr.FancyMarshmallow July 15, 2023

batman

tarararararara tarararararara blyatman

Look its blyatman. He is almost batman but he is blyatman.

by kiscigany February 8, 2022

Batman Glowing Green

The universally most common solution to a problem, the way Batman is always holding kryptonite to beat Superman. Used to take the place of a longer answer that is generally already known.

Addict: "I struggle with addiction."
Non-addict: "Batman Glowing Green."

by Dr. Mangoman April 29, 2025

Batman

Dana na na na na batman

Dana na na na na batman

by Dana na na na na batman September 3, 2021

Batman

🦇The Dark Knight. Rises....when she comes around.🦇Though he doesn't like to expose himself to the general public, it is known by many of those around the world that Batman is in fact none other than Shi Sterling, an unstoppable sex machine with an intellect that is unmatched. Hide your wives, mothers, in-laws, and grandmas.🦇

Batman is exactly who he says he is. You just dont listen.

by TheDarkKnight88 September 5, 2019