February 2nd

Ur name in madden and u play Roblox ur an okay person and friend just stop telling the person who wrote this to kill themselves

Madden: let’s play Minecraft

Me:okay
Madden: u suck die
Me:ur an okay friend
Madden: it’s cause I’m born on February 2nd

by Preskey July 17, 2022

2nd degree white

A white person that someone else regrettably brought into your life

Karen isn’t my friend, she’s a 2nd degree white.

by coralzoa January 18, 2024

2nd Date Sickness

When you go on a date with a girl and you thought it went well and then you try to hangout with her again and she says yes and then bails by using an excuse such as “I feel so sick.” Absolutely clusterfucking your feelings and your night.

I was going to go hangout with Chloe but she got the 2nd Date Sickness while I was on my way to her house.

by funnypanda196 December 28, 2019

May 2nd

National send nudes from the office day.

"Hey its may 2nd, send some nudes while your at work in the office today"

by Somebody4955 May 2, 2022

May 2nd

National give your girlfriend/crush chocolate day.

Him: I bought you a box of chocolate!

Her: Thank you, but why?

Him: its May 2nd, national give your girlfriend chocolate day dummy.

by Tarzan loves khloe February 6, 2023

November 2nd

National tell your crush how you feel day

Lucas: Yo do you know what today is?
Lucy: November 2nd?
Lucas: Ya but it’s also national tell your crush how you feel day

by Ragina Phalangie October 29, 2019

2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy

John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped

by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018