Ur name in madden and u play Roblox ur an okay person and friend just stop telling the person who wrote this to kill themselves
Madden: let’s play Minecraft
Me:okay
Madden: u suck die
Me:ur an okay friend
Madden: it’s cause I’m born on February 2nd
Me:okay
Madden: u suck die
Me:ur an okay friend
Madden: it’s cause I’m born on February 2nd
by Preskey July 17, 2022

by coralzoa January 18, 2024

When you go on a date with a girl and you thought it went well and then you try to hangout with her again and she says yes and then bails by using an excuse such as “I feel so sick.” Absolutely clusterfucking your feelings and your night.
I was going to go hangout with Chloe but she got the 2nd Date Sickness while I was on my way to her house.
by funnypanda196 December 28, 2019

by Somebody4955 May 2, 2022

Him: I bought you a box of chocolate!
Her: Thank you, but why?
Him: its May 2nd, national give your girlfriend chocolate day dummy.
Her: Thank you, but why?
Him: its May 2nd, national give your girlfriend chocolate day dummy.
by Tarzan loves khloe February 6, 2023

Lucas: Yo do you know what today is?
Lucy: November 2nd?
Lucas: Ya but it’s also national tell your crush how you feel day
Lucy: November 2nd?
Lucas: Ya but it’s also national tell your crush how you feel day
by Ragina Phalangie October 29, 2019

John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped
by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018
