Supermarket Dick

The awkward semi you get in the supermarket when faced with the tedium of going grocery shopping.

The wife made me go grocery shopping with her yesterday. As soon as we got there I had full on supermarket dick.

by davooo October 7, 2013

safety dick

a default man that a woman wants to sleep with, because she is either bi, lesbian or friends with benefits; and needs a man to be there when she calls.

when a chick is in a relationship with another women, and then needs a man to sleep with. she then calls the man who is her "safety dick" and then has sex with him.

by zadtheman March 22, 2012

Fine Dicking

The Act Of A Man Smacking His Rock Hard Penis Across A Partners Face.

Dishing Out Fine Dickings.

by Fine Dicker May 12, 2012

Dick stump

Only a little bit of the base of the dick left after being cut off brutally with knife or machete. Normally done during an erection. This is usually done by another male. Doing such a thing may have many motives.

Bill: you suck Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: ..........
Bill: I swear I will make you a dick stump

by Sick eyeball June 20, 2012

Twilight Dick

Also called TD.

When you shave your pubes and put sparkley lotion on it to keep from getting ingrown pubes. this makes your dick, balls, and surrounding area sparkle and smell like flowers. This is a Twilight Dick.

Guy: Hey I put this lotion on my crotch to keep from getting ingrown hairs and it made me sparkle and smell good.

Girl: Haha Twilight Dick! Im going to call you TD from now on

Guy: Okay :(

by lolatthis1 November 29, 2011

Digital Dick

A guy that tells a woman over an online dating site that his dick is gigantyranapocolypsianly huge. And when they meet, the woman finds out that his member is teeny weeny little bitty baby sized mini peepee is not really all that impressive. Thus making him a DIGITAL DICK.

"Whoa Bro your dick is small you DIGITAL DICK!!"
"You DIGITAL DICKED me you asshole."

by DirtyHampsterCheese November 29, 2011

dick juggler

A skanky ditzy woman who thinks she can manipulate men with her presence. She is not professional nor does she exude professionalism she just juggles men to her selfish advantage. She makes hard working women look bad.

Look at her, she's such a dick juggler and those men actually think they might have a chance. She makes women look bad. What a skank a dick juggler.

by female wolf December 27, 2011