Spider Monkey

A person who is disruptive, abrasive, controlling, neurotic, and extremely angry for no good reason.
Did you see the woman at the school board meeting the other day? She jumped up and down and flung her verbal shit all over the room like a god damn spider monkey!
by Tvvat March 29, 2022
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smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.
Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.
by Clamer September 02, 2017
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stupid nigger monkey faggot

A blackie who is gay and stupid and jumps from tree to tree very monkey like, often steals from KFC and rapes young white ladies, they love to play basketball and tickle the nipples of stronger stupid nigger monkey faggots
You better run, stupid nigger monkey faggot.
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Zebra monkey

A black person with one white parent and one black patent causing strips like a zebra
-Is laquaniqua black?
-no she's a zebra monkey

-what?
-her mom is white as cocaine and her dad is as black as a jigaboo
by Mike-pap May 21, 2013
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Anti Monkey Butt

formulated with a cornstarch base, kaolin (for extra chafing protection), sodium bicarbonate (for fighting odor) and powdered calamine (for soothing).
And, we’re not monkeying around! Anti Monkey Butt was born from the desire to provide humankind with high quality products that help maximize the well-being and performance of those who work hard, play hard and for anyone who doesn't want to spend their day in discomfort.
by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023
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Anti Monkey Butt

a rare breed and we’re not monkeying around!
You can use Anti Monkey Butt Powder to protect you from a multitude of skin irritations like blistering feet, between skin folds,
by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023
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Monkey Nuts

An expression used to describe something that is crazy or just really good. This word is typically used to describe how hard a song goes.
Did you here my new mixtape, it goes monkey nuts!
Yo! Those new Jordans are monkey nuts!
by LIL BEAR & LIL DOUGGY November 05, 2018
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