When a person puts their finger(s) inside a willing recipients anus and wiggles it in and out until he or she has feces on their finger
by Gmoneymight April 04, 2023
An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.
That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.
by crispernaki June 05, 2020
by applejuice31 April 20, 2022
when a female (specifically named madi) shoves their index, and middle finger down a guys throat, than proceeds to act as she is fingering it.
by Madiloveslogan January 04, 2023
Brad: Oh dude I am OWNING you in Call of duty right now.
Hank: Bro that's luck, i can barely hold my controller cuz i got digger's fingers
Brad: Oh yeah i saw you diggin' earlier.
Hank: Bro that's luck, i can barely hold my controller cuz i got digger's fingers
Brad: Oh yeah i saw you diggin' earlier.
by homerone August 03, 2010
The inability to type, or perform other high-dexterity tasks properly on a Monday, often because of weekend hangover.
by JRadimus November 16, 2016
When someone accidentally blows their fingers off while popping fireworks on the 4th of July, leaving a gruesome mess.
by Crubaccca July 03, 2024