penis ivy

Male pubic growth so rampant that it grows along the shaft of the penis.

I hit a genital vein and almost died the other day while shaving back the genital vines of my penis ivy.

by Herb, Ian, Dick, Shawn, Harry August 28, 2011

stupid penis guy

Me.

I am stupid penis guy

by stupid penis guy November 5, 2023

Papa Bear penis

It's where a man has above average penis.
Like for an example 7" long and 4" in with or 9" and 3" or 8"3.5".
He really has a big papa bear

He really has a papa bear penis

by Mr good advice April 6, 2023

penis

something attached to a male that is disgusting to look at. if you look at it youll be traumatized. some men like to unexpected send a picture of their penis, so watch out. and if you see one you will automatically become a lesbian

“wow that is one small penis!! i love girls now!!”

by my snapchat is liilyallen January 12, 2021

Peanut Penis

A sexual fetish in which one or more people cram peanuts into their penis, preferably through the urethra.

This stimulates orgasm by either the peanuts stimulating the prostate or by preventing the bladder from voiding, causing it to stretch and stimulate the prostate.
Both of which have the downside of the sensation of passing a kidney stone, however, some people get turned on by the pain.

Yo dude! I just tried Peanut Penis when I was horny last night, it really hurt, but it felt good too.

by Just-a-weird-girl-69420 May 30, 2024

Griffin Sized Penis

Someone who has a massive or gargantuan sized penis even bigger than the well known bbc.

My penis is so huge it could be a griffin sized penis.

by GRIFFINISHOT69 November 23, 2021

gonzales penis

It’s the basically all tentical hentai in one object. It has a mind if it’s own and will always consume all your dreams.refuses to pull out even if it’s cut off if you have a Gonzales penis on your hands you better pray for your god to save you

Oh god please no a Gonzales penis

by Gonzales knows November 15, 2020