Double oven

The act of cumming in someone's ass while having intercourse and continuing to have sex until you cut again

My bf gave me a double oven last night and I'm sore

by Unifornbread September 30, 2023

Double Stuffed Oreo

When a woman has a huge shit in her ass and is getting fisted.

Woman: I haven't had my morning shit yet, but I'm so horny, please fuck me.

Partner: Okay, but you're going to be a double stuffed oreo.

by RetardedPussy October 1, 2023

Double sided floople sludge

The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.

Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”

by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 2, 2023

Double Patriotism

When you are so patriotic that your patriotism isn't limited to one country. The haters will call it "dual loyalty" but they just don't get it.

The war in Iraq was such an inspiring example of double patriotism! George Bush spending $1 trillion dollars of taxpayer money to fight Israel's war shows that he loves Israel just as much as America! Being patriotic for 2 countries at once? That's twice the patriotism!!!

by shortbus_hitchhiker October 7, 2023

Double Doubles

Term used to as an acronym for cocaine.

Wanna do some double doubles?

by teninchinverteddick October 9, 2023

Double Sha Boing Boing

When you take one of those long sausages and use it to make two sha boing boings, one on each end.

I had a Double Sha Boing Boing for lunch today because I was extra hungry.

by ShiBoingBoing October 12, 2023

Double Dirty Max

When you love putting goldfish up your ass and digesting them that way (the goldfish crackers)

mom: oh max your at it again…
max: hey mom. do you want to do the double dirty max with me?

by Lucario78854 October 13, 2023