New Orleans Car Wash

Sex act in which a pre-op male to female transexual pees in the partners butt.

I can't believe George only paid 15 bucks for a New Orleans Car Wash.

by CSG Spender November 3, 2023

New York Shaker

The act of having sex with your girlfriend. Just before you ejaculate, she slaps around your dick while you jiggle her boobs and squeeze milk from them.

I tried the New York Shaker with Cindy last night. She loved it!

by KalloFox34 May 15, 2019

wet is the new muscle

Someone who is wet has a lot of tattoos, therefore doesn't need big muscles to be sexy, tattoos are even sexier.

He sure don't need any muscles,he's wet, Wet is the new muscle.

by Amyfl19 October 22, 2023

say h to new samaung

An act of getting a new phone and shoving it to your friends.

People usually use it in a short term form of "h" which means "hi" and by that you mean that the new phone is greeted here in the friend group.
If the friends dont like the phone they will say "I HATE THIS STUPID PHONE YOU GOT"

"YO guys i just bought a new handy. Say h to new samaung"
"h, this smartphone is awesome!!

"YO guys i just bought a new handy. Say h to new ihon"
"I HATE THIS STUPID PHONE YOU GOT"
"ok ...liberal"

by [e-mail] February 6, 2025

A new one

an account, idea, or joke not previously encountered by someone.

"I've heard of lazy, but somebody being too lazy to talk—that's a new one on me"

by Arminkshipper April 19, 2025

New Zealand

Noun
Baby Australia (is there even a Zealand?)

Friend 1:I live in New Zealand.
Friend 2: Literally fucking dies

by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019

Fake news

CNN, MSNBC, Yahoo, New York Times, NBC.

Person 1: Wow, our president is so bad, I can't even get gas without breaking my bank.
Person 2: No, I saw on CNN that the economy is growing at the largest rate in American history!
Person 1: That's fake news.

by nxghthawk October 1, 2023